Part Eight Hurricane S hates to cook and that hatred suits me just fine because she makes the worst kind of food known to man. It’s become my habit to come home from work and pop into the kitchen to unwind and cook myself the perfect meal, depending on my mood. I usually cook enough … Continue reading Fiction: The La Di Da Lady Part Eight
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Fiction: The La Di Da Lady Part 5
Part 5 Do you know what makes my blood boil? More than people telling me what to do, more than hearing for the third time this week from my sister that I need to “go on a juice cleanse”? More than watching someone else eat the last bit of chocolate in the house? Jealous idiots … Continue reading Fiction: The La Di Da Lady Part 5
Fiction: The La Di Da Lady Part 4
Part 4 If people could just stop themselves from butting into my life, that would be great. I mean, really, what business is it of the next person’s if I’m not interested in taking their advice? They gave it, that’s it. Move on. And why is it so important to know everything about a situation? … Continue reading Fiction: The La Di Da Lady Part 4
Fiction: The La Di Da Lady Part 3
Part 3 I love being thought of as a flake. It’s so much fun. I mean, granted, I was one as a teenager. But I don’t think it’s fair to count that for anything. I was a teenager. They’re all flaky, it’s part of the job description, isn’t it? I’ve gotten a heck of … Continue reading Fiction: The La Di Da Lady Part 3
Fiction: The La Di Da Lady Part 1
Yes, it's a new story! And it's comedy, to boot! I shared this on social media and it occurred to me that I was being unfair to not share it with you lot, so here: Part 1 I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. No, we're not royalty. We're not even crazy … Continue reading Fiction: The La Di Da Lady Part 1
The Imperfect Muslimah 